The Search for the Criteria of the Perfect Man

So last night I was talking to my man friend and he brought up that in his mind, I was the perfect woman. I felt completely flattered and I blushed. So I started searching for what the perfect man was, so I could give him a compliment back.



First I tried google. Well, it turns out Hilary Duff was in a movie called the perfect man, and for the first page or so, that is all google could concentrate on. Even though I was a Hilary Duff fan (quite the fan---I thought we were sisters because we had the same initials---stalker!!!). I have never heard of it or watched it. From what I saw on the google search page, it wasn't very good. Bummer Hilary, maybe you will come back yet!

Then after talking to Rob (my man friend) about this predicament, he mentioned it was a pity that I wasn't on the images. That was super sweet. We kept talking and he brought up Urban Dictionary.

Why didn't I think of Urban Dictionary before? Isn't that where I got my sexual education? (Do not tell anyone!) I decided to try urban dictionary. I thought for sure it would help me. After I waded though the random names love-sick girls have published in the EDUCATIONAL SITE. (Not for love sick girls, stay away love sick girls) This is what I found....


Perfect Man according to Urban Dictionary!


1.A man who can cook and clean. Is very rare.
2.Doesn't Exist
3.A baby boy who has yet to become an a** hole.




So for the first time ever, Urban Dictionary was unhelpful. (Though they all were very humorous...except for the love sick girls. Gross. Go away love sick girls)

And although they were very funny. They did not help me. I need criteria. A list. Something I can check off if he makes the cut.

I am not a picky person. So my list would be minimal. So I am going to go out and ask. Yes. Ask women(single, married, divorced, crazy, old, young, homeless, rich, etc), even gay men, their opinions on what a perfect man is.

Then I shall publish it here, in between my regular posts, and see if I can finally make this list for all women to use.

So if they want to call their man a perfect man, they know exactly where to turn.

"See honey, you meet all the criteria!"